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Ian Golding: Writer/Picture Wrangler
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When Jimmy took over the house from his parents, his first order was to execute any and all fruits and vegetables.
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“Bear, you damn fool, move! You’re blocking my little girl!”
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No matter how hard doctors tried throughout the fifties, they were unable to cure someone of being a woman.
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If there was a manhole cover transformer it would be a horseshoe crab and it would totally suck.
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Will you be prepared when every building unexpectedly turns to salt water taffy?
Don’t wait until it’s too late. Buy Taffy-Guard today.
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And, ladies and gentlemen of the audience, this is the vein that swells whenever Fox News is on. It is your heart’s attempt to kill you.
What does it say about our culture when the only sculptures people see are made of butter at the state fair?
Though loved by man-children everywhere, the adult Big Wheel sold poorly in North America and was ultimately cancelled.
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Please, Batman, don’t leave. We don’t care. Really, we’ve all farted in public before.
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“Please sir,” the server said, “let me ensure that your milk is of adequate coldness.”
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It looks like this was done right after the founding fathers returned from their Bahamas vacation.
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For a mere $7.95 you too can look like a perverted gym teacher! Call now, supplies are running low.
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Sir, we’ve only been surfing the internet for a mere seven minutes. Be patient and something gross will popup when you least expect it.
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