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Victor Victor: Writer/Picture Wrangler
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Oh, did I say the record featured a cure for childhood leukemia? What I meant was Bread’s hit single “If.” Sorry for the confusion, little one.
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Considered one of the largest flops in cinematic history, Men on the Moon: the Musical (1935) has become a quintessential examples of what not to do in movie making. For instance, the director’s notorious decision to film on location led to immeasurable financial and human loses.
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If this were at dog park, there would be an overweight woman in a Winnie the Pooh shirt saying something like “our puppies are friends!” while you try to rip her vicious dog off of yours.
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Oh, Beth, quiet down now, it’s just your uncle. He says he likes your bathing suit.
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You really don’t need a ticket for the Skyride to look down on people at the state fair.
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Goodbye, my love. Once I get a steady job, I’ll send you some real nice bedding. Cedar, even. Don’t worry, just keep running in your wheel and don’t forget me.
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Finally, someone has combined the functionality of a hoodie with the flair of a thong.
We truly are the land of innovation.
USA USA USA
When he rode down the corridor on his moon-bike all by himself without training wheels, Chuck knew he had the best Astronaut Dad in the world.
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I greatly admire your commitment to stay safe this flu season. So listen, jerks; I have the sniffles. Okay, I’ll admit that. But if you don’t take that stupid gear off right now, I’m going to have a meltdown too.
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Elmo? Is that you? You scared me in the dark. Why are you looking at me like that? Elmo?
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The military, like geese, migrate yearly, and while the birds stick to the same locations, the military usually hops from one country of people-that-look-different to another. Scientists are unsure of why or how each party performs such acts, but proponents declare that it is their job.
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Comment 1:
With my birthday passed, I guess I went officially from a 3 to a 4.
Comment 2:
Official banana guidelines from local grocery store: Only carry bananas that look like either 2 or 7.
Which will stay? Which would be deleted if I had time? You decide!
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